Can I getcha some Kelvins?

Everyone's been buzzin' about this place so I thought I'd give it a try!
Also, welcome to the tanning salon! We range from red to crispy!


Inflammation   G'wan, satisfy your curiosity.  

OCCOPUSS MAN?!?!?!?!?

AND A RED SPY?

would you like a tan, by any chance? :D

Notes

  1. candidcandescent reblogged this from slimy-yet-satisfying and added:
    Awwww. :( You got the unusual euphemism. Now I guess I’ll have to chase after you and crisp you WITHOUT the element of...
  2. slimy-yet-satisfying reblogged this from candidcandescent and added:
    A “tan” from a Pyro? OH HELL NO.